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Instant Glue Knowledge Base
My Friend Put Colle Instant Glue On Her Skin, Is This OK? She didn't want to get any piercings so she used the glue and glued something to her stomach. It's a small thing from a nacklace near her belly button. I'm just wondering that if Colle Instant Glue is safe to be on your skin.
Instant Crazy Glue Really Strong And How Long It Takes To Dry? I got my nunchakus like yesterday around china for a good deal around $8 and then when i was playing with my cousin he kept hitting and throwing things at me. Then when i banged my nunchakus accidently the nunchakus snapped, like the part wheree the hard stuff tht is built in the nunchaku broke, it's not wood or cement nor plastic, it just looks like a cement substance but not tht hard- well anyways the nunchakus snapped. And i was wondering if, crazy glue is reall "that" strong of glue. And how long does it take to dry or is it instant. o, they r the training nunchakus, i was hoping for metal ones but the onle had foam around the handle with metal chains.
What solution should i use to remove hardened colorless instant glue on my cell phone's monitor and cover? so as not to damage it, it's a nokia n95. please help. Thanks
Will instant bonding adhesive glue work to fix your Xbox 360 3 rings of death? Ive opened my 360 and i went to radioshack but they didnt have the thermal silicon so i thought this glue would work too because it says that it works on any metal and plastic. I think its like a kind of super glue. Can anyone help me please and if you know what kind of glue or paste can i use if this one doesnt work?
Has anyone used Loctite Instant Glass Glue? The leg came off of my glass table and I need to fix it? The leg broke off of my glass end table and I need to fix it.
How long does it take for instant krazy glue to dry? please answer. i used it to stick piece of the frame on the top of my glasses
How long before Instant Krazy Glue is completely dried? I just used some that is Color Change Formula on hard plastic. How long will it be before it is completely dry? I ask be because I used it to fix my whammy bar for Guitar Hero and I am wanting to get back to playing it ASAP. Instant is a selling point, but not necessarily the truth. Maybe it says it dries instantly on the package, but we all know things aren't always the truth. Take instant pudding, for instance. I'm looking for people that actually have experience with this
I got instant glue all over my pinky..? I KNOW how retarded that sounds haha. I accidentally dropped my instant glue (the type you put on plastic nails) and it got all over my pinky.. How can I get it off?
instant Krazy Glue and fake nails -10 points? wat will happen if i use instant Krazt Glue to put on my fake nails. is it ok???? and how can i remove them??
instant Krazy Glue and fake nails -10 points? wat will happen if i use instant Krazt Glue to put on my fake nails. is it ok???? and how can i remove them??
Instant krazy glue for my laptop? the cover of the inside of my laptop came off so i would like to know if it is ok to use krazy glue to bind together aluminum(?) and plastic is this a good idea or does it suck advice?
Is there an instant PVC pipe glue? I need to repair a pipe in my house. Most of the glue in stores around here say it takes 24 hours to dry. I do not want to keep the water off that long. What kind of stuff could I use so I wouldn't have to wait that long?
What kind of glue will repair an antique hair comb? I don't know what this hair comb is made of, it's like plastic but is probably celloid. I've tried some of the instant glues but they don't seem to work. I used gorilla glue once for something else and it didn't hold well.
instant crazy glue & fake nails ? hi i just put on 1 fake nail with instant krazy glue i have read that nail glue is just a mild form of super glue,is this true ? is it okay should i put the rest of the nails on and how long will they stay on ? i also read soaking in nailpolish remover or acetome will remove them please help thankies =) NO RUDE COMMENTS PLEASE :)
Instant Bonding Glue? Hello. Is there an instant bonding glue available that isn't messy like super glue? I am glueing an on/off switch on a circuit board and I need to be able to apply the glue and then the switch and have the switch adhere within 10 seconds of the application of the switch. With super glue, if you get it on your fingers you have heck to pay for several days accompanied by that familiar numb feeling you get by having a coating of an unwanted substance on your finger. Thanks! Currently, I am using hot glue which is working good, but it is a bit messy and doesn't look too professional.
How to pick instant glue up off of my car dashboard? I bought a Garmin but that stupid circle thing that's suppose to attach to the dashboard kept falling off. I thought it would be a good idea to super glue it down. Well I don't have that Garmin anymore so I took the circle off and now there's just a circle of brown glue on my dash. I've tried scrapping it with my finger nail, scrubbing it with a sponge and an actual scrubber, soap, water, rubber cement eraser. I don't know what else to try. Can someone throw me some ideas? Thanks.
How do you remove super glue from a car? I accidentally spilled some (instant) super glue on my car's trunk and cant remove the damn thing. So far i tried rubbing alcohol but it did not work. Is there anything else??
How do you get super glue off skin? I spilled super glue all over my fingers by accident of course, my fingers feel extremely sticky and now since its the fast drying stuff crusty(?), and it got into a cut it stings bit, so whats somthing that can remove it FAST. I don't know if the brand matters but its the Instant Krazy Glue. I should of put this but I've already tried bar soap, liquid soap, and rubbing alcohol.
How do you turn Krazy Glue from a solid to a liquid? I just recently bought Instant Krazy Glue (brand new and unopened), but when I tried to use it...it was solid. Is there anyway that I can turn it back into its liquid form?
Nail glue turned white after being put in hot water? I got this instant nail glue that I used to glue on rhinestones just half an hour ago. My nails were dry so I went to do the dishes and after being ran under water it turned white? Any experience with this? Does it go away?
how do i glue cork on a wine glass? i already tried using instant glass glue and it didnt work
What is the best glue, gorilla, sumo or instant krazy glue? I have a bb gun and a piece inside broke. I need to very powerful glue to fix it because it is the part of the gun that is used to cock it. It needs to be strong because it is going to have continuous pressure on it each time i cock it and it needs to be able to be strong enough to push down a fairly large spring. Also i heard gorilla glue foams up, and that would not be good because after i glue it, i need to stick it into a cylinder tube and it needs to be able to fit and it might not if it foams up.
how could i remove super glue? i got super glue on my ipod case by accident and it won't come off i've tried nail polish remover and just straight up acetone. is there any other things i could try to get it off. and don't bother saying "just buy a new case" because i really don't have the $money$ right now. oh yeah btw its "instant krazy glue" if that matters.
How to remove an instant adhesive? I placed a side marker bike onto my motorcycle fender with an instant adhesive something like a super glue. Excess glue ran onto my paint. What is the best way to remove it without damaging my paint job?
Does any Loctite glue work on silicone, if not what would work? I have the Loctite 495 instant adhesive and i was wondering if i could use that to glue two ends of a silicone wristband together. If that doesn't work, is there any kind of glue or something to do that?
What glue should I use to adhere my photos to glass.? I'm working on a project where i'm gluing photos to glass, I need a glue or adhesive that drys (or is) clear preferably acid-free and works on both glass and high quality photo paper. (I'm printing very small photos onto microscope slides - if you need to know) I would like the glue to be permanent (doesn't need to be instant drying). Any suggestions? (Or is there a way to laminate them - w/o glare?) Thanks for your time.
help!! super glue disaster!!? I glued my mother's face brush case and now I can't even open it!!! please help me! I read that i can remove the instant glue with acetone, but the problem is that I can't open the case the put the acetone!! I really don't know what to do!! it's a metal case, and yes, the glue "glued too much" it was supposed to glue just a part of the case, but it also glued another part, and that's why I can't open it!!
How to stick wood to wood instantly? Hello everyone, im making small wooden sculptures from various types of wood and need to stick them together. They are skinny delicate things so I need an instant glue to bond them. Ive tried Loctite Super Glue (no good) & hot glue with was successful but too messy. Wood glue takes far too long to dry. Does anyone know of a instant drying glue for wood that is neat ? Thanks
Is there a glue or adhesive that dries immediately? We are building a pneumatic cannon for a school project. The device we are launching needs to stick to something, but it will be fired at very high speeds. We are thinking about using an adhesive with a break away cap, so as soon as the projectile hits the target, the cap breaks away and the adhesive hits air, then it dries. If you have any other ideas other than instant dry adhesives, please suggest! We have also considered high-powered magnets, with foam in front to decrease the impact force.
I put down some glue traps? In hopes of catching the habanero mouse, and one of them is gone, GONE!! No sign of it anywhere! What could have happened? PS. I tried the more "humane" instant death, snap traps and the little bugger just got fat on peanut butter! That's why I resorted to the glue traps.
can i use this glue to glue a loss zoanthids? the glue is call "instant krazy glue" it is the gel kind the zoanthids are not stuck to a rock or anything, this is what i looks like http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41SsfWp2maL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
What is a good HOMEMADE INSTANT BLACKHEAD REMOVER? I heard elmers glue does the trick. I only have a no name white glue. Will that work? How do I do it? I don't want to but Ny products. They are on my nose. I have oily skin. WHAT WILL MAKE THEM GONE INSTANTLY! Is there a strip that I can make at home that will just yank them out?
Good quality instant stick on nails? Im looking for instant stick on nails, which you dont have to use glue with, available online or in shops in australia? Can anyone help?
krazy glue on my phone?!? help!!!!? i glued 3 gems on my cell phone using instant krazy glue and it all came out and there is a spot left over from it...any suggestions on how to get it off?? my parents would kill me!!! thank you! p.s. what is acetone nailpolish remover?? is it just normal nail polish remover?
I spilled super glue on the carpet and.....? So I spilled super glue on the carpet and after about 5 seconds the area on the carpet started smoking so poured some cold water on it and it stopped, but then I felt the area and it was warm what should I do?? BTW the glue is called "Instant krazy glue" Ok Ok you guys got your shots in. I know it sounded stupid but its a legit question. I'm just wondering what I should do so that it doesnt catch the carpet on fire cuz how was I supposed to know super glue like explodes when it spills...?
What glue should I use...? I need some glue that will remain in my hand without drying until I press it against another object (e.g. another hand). I will also need it to adhere as quickly as possible (instant preferred). What glue should I use?
Does the "double eyelid glue fiber waterproof" really work? or...? should i just get the double eyelid tape? http://cgi.ebay.com/FREE-SHiP-INSTANT-Double-Eyelid-Glue-FiBer-WATERPROOF_W0QQitemZ140202702322QQihZ004QQcategoryZ31811QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem or http://cgi.ebay.com/40-Pair-Eye-Charm-Double-Eyelid-Tape-beats-Glue_W0QQitemZ220197621560QQihZ012QQcategoryZ1277QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Are Hot Glue Gun Glue Sticks Non-Toxic? I am about to build a playground out of popsicle sticks for my pet mice - it wouldn't be something that would stay in their cage - it would be for them to play on when I take them out of the cage. I want to use a hot glue gun because the glue is instant - bonds very well to wood and has no odour. Is it non-toxic though? The package doesn't say either way - it just says it's acid free and a must for crafter tool set. Are hot melt glue sticks generally non-toxic? They have no smell and I remember kids back whe I was a kid that would chew on them - and they didn't get sick.
how can i stick fake nails to my teeth? this halloween i planed to be a vampire. the teeth are some fake nails. they have the right shape, but i can't stick them to my teeth...i've tried with some blu tack but it falls down.... :( i don't want to glue the nails with instant glue or fake nails glue ( i want my real teeth back after this) help??
whats is the best glue for foam (Encapsulated Polystyrene), ? trying too find a glue that doesn't melt the foam but instant stick.
How can a mouse take bait from a snap trap without setting it off? We have a mouse in our house. We tried d-con pellets, instant mashed potato flakes, and peanut butter scented glue traps. Finally, we put out 3 old-fashioned snap traps. This morning, when I went to check the three traps, the bait was gone from each trap, but none of them were set off. How is this possible? I know I set the traps the right way. Are there any other methods I could try to use to kill this pest?
Why does my instant decoupage (aleene's) have tiny crystals in it?? I just bought it and I'm trying to brush it on, but it's got the crystals in it that look like sugar or salt and it's ruining the things I'm trying to glue. Any clues??
How to remove sparkles from clothing? I have a jean jacket that is 96% cotton and 4% spandex. It is covered in sparkles--like the glitter you use to decorate posters, NOT the glue-on individual sparkles. Is there any way I can get them off? I have tried regular washing in the washing machine. If I try a suggestion and it works, instant best answer!
to instant noodle's lovers? before eat any kind of instant noodle, soak and rinse it with hot water first, to get rid of it's glue. the glue that tighten the noodle is harmful dan can cause cancer that's true, it's just to minimize the effect
Are you ever mad at your gut for being so accurate? I knew something was wrong. That things would never be the same. A sacred thing can become shattered in an instant. There isn't a glue, strong enough to fix somethings. They're just broken. Where do the pieces go? Do you sweep them under the rug? Stash them in a box marked, "someday?" Do you hide them from everyone, pretending you don't mind? Or do you put them out in the open, in your own way, for everyone to see? Do they understand? do you?
Am I making instant oatmeal the wrong way? I bought some Quaker instant oatmeal packages and tried to make them. I put them in the microwave with half a cup of soy milk for 30 seconds to check consistency, and it turned out a good consistency... But it was literally two bites of oatmeal. I put it in for longer and it started to turn into mush and bubble. When I ate it, it tasted like mush and it was just so slippery and gooey, it felt like I was eating glue! I've seen people eating huge bowls of oatmeal- did they use like the whole box of packets or something? Thanks.
how many d-con pellet does it take to kill a mouse? this mouse has been here for 5 days, we are using instant mashed potato flakes and putting pellets on glue traps. It won't go to the glue traps for food, but it will take it off the floor. I am freaked out at night when I need to use the bathroom. I want to know how long it will take to see results or what else can I do.
Super Glue in my hair !):? i just got Instant Crazy Glue in my hair. How do i get it out ?
Does anyone remember this song? I think it's called the instant glue song. Some of the lyrics go something like this. I took that instant glue right home And waited till I was all alone Then got out that old broken cut to mend I read the directions once again It said pierce the top with a tiny pin But when I did that all the glue shot out the bottom. What is the actual name of the song, who was the artist and where can I find a recording of it or at lease the lyrics for it?
What is a contact adhesive? I'm looking for some brand names here, really. I've been told that coating a piece of metal in superglue (Instant Krazy Glue, for example) and the other piece in a contact adhesive makes them stick very well. What are some brand names of contact adhesives? Is Gorilla Glue a contact adhesive?
help!!! my hand is stuck!!!? i was opening the instant glue. it spayed on my hand. my fingers are not stuck to each other but the glue has stuck to my fingers. i know i should go to a clinic right away, but no clinic is open now. i have removed a little by scaping it. but still a lot more is remaining. so, please help. and as soon as possible.please
Do you know what i did to the report....? button? i put instant glue......you know...the kind that INSTANTLY sticks to your finger when you touch it?and your skin is stuck on it forever?:)lol!!
Poll:WELL this was a sticky situation. Have you ever done anything like it.? January 2005 - SUNSHINE Coast great-grandmother Terry Horder got the fright of her life when she accidentally stuck her eyes shut with super-strength glue. The 78-year-old Wurtulla resident was defrosting the fridge when her eyes started watering and she reached for a bottle of allergy eye drops. But instead of grabbing the medicated drops she got Loctite 401 instant glue. The powerful adhesive was being kept in the fridge to avoid heat damage. “That second my eyes were glued shut and I realised the glue was next to the drops in the fridge,” Mrs Horder said. Her husband of 57 years, Joe Horder, said his normally outspoken wife was suddenly very quiet. “Normally you can’t shut her up but she went very silent and I just heard this little voice say ‘Dad, I think I’ve glued my eyes shut’,” Mr Horder said. Mr Horder called Triple-0 and paramedics soon arrived to take her to Caloundra Hospital’s emergency ward. Nurses then used vegetable oil to try to remove the glue, which had fused Mrs Horder’s eyelashes together and seeped under the lids. “There was a pool of glue against the eyeball itself but lucky it couldn’t dry because of the water on the eye,” Mrs Horder said. “They soaked my eyes for around five minutes and then tried to prise the lashes apart, which wasn’t pleasant. But about 10 minutes later I was good as new.”
Do you remember this "song"? Does anyone remember this song? I think it's called the instant glue song. Some of the lyrics go something like this. I took that instant glue right home And waited till I was all alone Then got out that old broken cut to mend I read the directions once again It said pierce the top with a tiny pin But when I did that all the glue shot out the bottom. It was one of songs that is more like reciting a poem with background music, rather than real singing. But I was a very cool one. It was played on KUGN, a country station in Eugene, Oregon in the early to mid 80's. What is the actual name of the song, who was the artist and where can I find a recording of it or at lease the lyrics for it?
i want to learn how to do a quick weave hairstyle myself? and i was looking for more information on the subect before actually trying it out, is synthectic better than human hair? and isn't it like having a wig glued on? is the full cap better, or should i just use bulk hair, what is the different between an instant and a quick weave?
How Do You Do a Quick Weave(not instant weave) out of a wig/stocking cap.? I want to know the step by step process of making a quick weave with wet and wavy hair. Is it better to sew it or glue it? 1.I want to do a Quick Weave but I don't want to pull the front of my hair over the track .. I want a bang. How do I do this? 2.Can I use two colors for my Quick Weave? 3.Is it easier to use a satin wig cap or can I get away with a stocking cap?
Fake belly button ring? I am considering a belly button ring but my parents won't allow it and I would need their consent so I'm thinking of a fake one and I know how to do one I want but I just need to know if it is safe to use krazy glue brand on skin. It's instant krazy glue if that matters on what kind exactly.
how do i get my fake nails off! they hurt really bad!? I got fake nails about 2 weeks ago for the first time, and i really liked them. It was super easy to take them off. So i got them again last Thursday. I took 3 off last night and i was fine. But when i woke up about 30 mins ago my finger was really hurting! and it still hurts pretty bad. I think my nail broke under the fake nail!!! What do i do to get the fake nail off with out taking my nail off with it!?!? I got the nails from the dollar store. Which, i see now, was a bad idea. The glue i used is called "California nails" And it's instant nail glue. If that helps any. THANK YOU! I know to use acetone. But that's the thing. WE DON'T HAVE ANY! I'm screwed.
Puck this question...i need help...lol? A puck of mass 80.0 g and radius 4.50 cm slides along an air table at a speed of 1.50 m/s. It makes a glancing collision with a second puck of radius 6.00 cm and mass 135.0 g (initially at rest) such that their rims just touch. Because their rims are coated with instant-acting glue, the pucks stick together and spin after the collision. a.) what is angular momentum of system relative to center of mass? b.)what is angular speed about center of mass
Conservation of Angular Momentum Question? A puck of mass 80.0 g and radius 3.80 cm slides along an air table at a speed of 1.50 m/s as shown in the figure below. It makes a glancing collision with a second puck of radius 6.00 cm and mass 100.0 g (initially at rest) such that their rims just touch. Because their rims are coated with instant-acting glue, the pucks stick together and spin after the collision. (a) What is the angular momentum of the system relative to the center of mass? (b) What is the angular speed about the center of mass?
Should I go see help for this? Yesterday I was going home from work it was about 2 in the morning, I had to catch up on some stuff and while I was trying to unlock my car some hobo came from behind and gut me in the lower back area to the left at about waste line level, I tried to open my car door and grab my .45 under my car seat but I just fell to the ground. While he ran away it looked like his weapon was some sort of busted up kitchen knife I had a Tetanus shot when I was young so I shrugged it off and drove home. I was actually more pissed about my new jacket getting pierced. I got home applied some left over gauze that I had from a dental operation a few years back then put some big band aids, thought it was over then I went to bed and woke up an hour latter with a lot of blood in my bed so I tried using some instant super glue to seal it up, and its about a day latter now and it seems fine. I just want to know if I should go to the hospital for this, I have money but I don't have any health care coverage as its my company anyway and I don't really like to waste money on doctors.
Making a mohawk with my long hair? Tomorrow, for crazy hair day, I agreed to get a mohawk. It's not gonna be an actual mohawk, because I don't wanna shave my head or anything, and I'm not getting it cut for a faux-hawk. I got this got2b instant freeze stuff, normal hair spray, hair gel, mousse, and a bunch of other stuff. No paste or putty though, and I don't think I have any normal glue. I do have a hair straightener, which I heard helps when making a mohawk. Borrowed it from a friend, it's a Conair..infiniti? Something like that. Has 310, 330, 360, and 390 degree settings. My hair is pretty long, about a foot. Can I still manage it? Still an option?
How Do You Do a Quick Weave(not instant weave) out of a wig/stocking cap.? I want to know the step by step process of making a quick weave with wet and wavy hair. Is it better to sew it or glue it? 1.I want to do a Quick Weave but I don't want to pull the front of my hair over the track .. I want a bang. How do I do this? 2.Can I use two colors for my Quick Weave? 3.Is it easier to use a satin wig cap or can I get away with a stocking cap?
Fixing a broken runner on antique rocker? A child who should have known better stood from behind on one of the runners. I have kept all the pieces, even a few tiny bits. I have skilled hands - can repair china so it just "fits" into place. But this is a bigger object. What kind of glue should I use? Instant-bond would be good if I could be sure I got it just right the first time, but ... I would put china in a 'sand box', to keep it stable while the glue cured. How might I brace a piece of furniture? Anything else I should be asking? The runner is broken far enough back that the chair is good for sitting and moderate rocking. It was not then, and never will be useful for sending someone flying across the room, as was attempted. (Sorry for the grumpiness. I hope you never have reason for same.) So what I'm really asking about is a cosmetic, rather than functional repair. I appreciate your ideas and suggestions. Thank you.
what do you think of this person's last fm playlist #6? What do you think of this persons last fm playlist for today? NOFX – New Happy Birthday Song? in 7 minutes NOFX – Anarchy Camp in 5 minutes NOFX – Pods And Gods in 2 minutes NOFX – Dinosaurs Will Die 2 minutes ago NOFX – Whoa on the Whoas 4 minutes ago NOFX – Two on Glue 5 minutes ago NOFX – Instant Crassic 8 minutes ago NOFX – Stranded 9 minutes ago No Use for a Name – Permanent Rust 11 minutes ago NOFX – Five Feet Under 14 minutes ago NOFX – The Cause 16 minutes ago Mad Caddies – Leavin 19 minutes ago The Bouncing Souls – Broken Record 25 minutes ago NOFX – Shut Up Already 28 minutes ago NOFX – 60% 30 minutes ago No Use for a Name – Life Size Mirror 33 minutes ago NOFX – Whoa on the Whoas 35 minutes ago No Use for a Name – The Daily Grind 37 minutes ago Rancid – The Brews 39 minutes ago NOFX – 180 Degrees 41 minutes ago No Use for a Name – Straight From the Jacket 43 minutes ago NOFX – Sloppy English 45 minutes ago No Use for a Name – Chasing Rainbows 49 minutes ago NOFX – I Wanna Be Your Baby 52 minutes ago Pennywise – Straight Ahead 58 minutes ago NOFX – Stickin in My Eye 1 hour ago No Use for a Name – Fatal Flu 1 hour ago NOFX – Together On The Sand 1 hour ago NOFX – 100 Times Fuckeder 1 hour ago NOFX – Doornails 1 hour ago NOFX – Cheese/Where's My Slice? 1 hour ago NOFX – I'm Telling Tim 1 hour ago NOFX – Cantado en Espanol 1 hour ago NOFX – Total Bummer 1 hour ago NOFX – The Longest Line 1 hour ago NOFX – Green Corn 1 hour ago Reel Big Fish – Til I Hit the Ground 1 hour ago NOFX – Take Two Placebos and Call Me Lame 1 hour ago The Bouncing Souls – Better Life 1 hour ago NOFX – Forming 1 hour ago Mad Caddies – Day By Day 2 hours ago No Use for a Name – Any Number Can Play 2 hours ago Mad Caddies – Good Intentions 2 hours ago NOFX – Mean People Suck 2 hours ago NOFX – Timmy the Turtle 2 hours ago NOFX – Benny Got Blowed Up 2 hours ago NOFX – Life o' Riley 2 hours ago NOFX – I Gotta Pee 2 hours ago NOFX – The Black and White 2 hours ago NOFX – My Heart Is Yearning 2 hours ago
How to put glitter on an already painted yard sign? My mom and a couple of her friends remade our cheer teams yardsigns. They are in the shape of mega phones with our school initials big in the middle, then a pawprint off to the side, and our name off to the other side in smaller letters. There is no white (red and black painted only) and they are quite large. A majority of the sign is glittery (the main color, red, the name, and the school initials.) We made them look exactly the same, and now would like to add glitter. We havent got a clue how to do this. The mom who previously made the yardsigns said to put the glitter on immediately after painting, but that was too messy. So we went and bought some instant tacky spray, which is like glue in spray form. Does anyone know the best way to do this? we have no more signs to spare, and would like to get this done by thursday. Thanks for your help. It is GREATLY appreciated..
What's the best, most humane way to get rid of mice? I have always liked cats, as they appear to scare mice away pretty well. But my new roommate's mom is allergic, so I don't think that's an option. Unfortunately. I am one of those people who rescues spiders from sink drains, and the flop-flop of a mouse in its death-throes is the last thing I want to hear. I was planning on just using live traps, and releasing them over 5 miles away in a forest preserve (not too close to other peoples' houses). But as I've been reading, it seems some people think this is just an extended (and cruel) death sentence, as they'll be away from their home territory and will freeze to death or get eaten pretty fast. (My counter-argument: they ought to be able to survive outside--otherwise the species shouldn't have lived long enough for humans to get around to climate control. And if they get eaten, well, their death at least serves a purpose; I don't mind things dying (I eat meat); I just mind killing them for no utility.) So this one makes the most sense to me, but I'd be interested in seeing others' responses. Other thoughts: Snap traps aren't always instant, leading to the flop-flopping. Glue traps are just sick. Poison is horrific; seeing one dehydrated mouse corpse is enough for me. Electrocution seems the most humane was to kill, from what I've heard about it; any counter-arguments? There are also those devices that emit a very high-pitched frequency which are supposed to bother rodents; do they actually work? By the way, if your answer is, "just kill the buggers, who cares about humane" you needn't respond. Call me a bleeding heart, but I do want this done as humanely as possible. Also, I'd like to get rid of the infestation completely...apart from a cat, any way anyone know of *keeping* mice away? The apartment's rather old and there are a lot of cracks in the walls...I doubt I could find and plug every single one...but could an exterminator or some other specialist do this? Cheers! After several hours of research, so far as I can see the question of whether live "catch and release" traps are in fact more humane than quick kill traps is much debated, with good points on both sides. I think the points on the quick kill side are stronger under the circumstances (heading into what's likely to be a cold winter), so now it's just a question of what kill method is most humane. Electrocution? Some say it's humane, others not. It's got to be that or snap traps...any idea which is worse? Cheers!
Royal Mail's Online Postage system questions? Hi I have a few questions to the online postage system. 1: can a resident in a foreign country register? so if I am a tourist in the UK can I bring my laptop and printer and use this service? 2. How long does the registration process take? Is it an instant service or does it take days? 3: if i cant print out on an envelope can i print on a piece of paper and do a cut and glue thing? Thanks in advance
Did you know about these home remedies?........? Did You Know That? Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers." Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns. Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose. Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles. Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria. Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer . Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly -- even though the product was never advertised for this use. ( Note : Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine is not the same..and contains aspirin, which can cause stomach bleeding if you have ulcers.) Honey remedy for skin blemishes ... Cover the blemish with a! dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight. Listerine < < /I > > therapy for toenail fungus ... Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again. Easy eyeglass protection ... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them. Coca-Cola cure for rust ... Forget those expensive rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done. FYI, coca-cola is also used to shine shoes and clean car engines. I know people who do this and it works. (Scary that people still drink it.) Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer ... If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409 . Insects drop to the ground instantly. Smart splinter remover ...just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue-All over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue. Hunt's tomato paste boil cure ....cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head. Balm for broken blisters ...To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine ... a powerful antiseptic. Heinz vinegar to heal bruises ... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process. Kills fleas instantly . Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas. Rainy day cure for dog odor ... Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh. Eliminate ear mites ... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing. Quaker Oats for fast pain relief ....It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.
Is dried super glue safe for fish? There was this fish tank decoration that broke but I super glued it back together. Is the dried super glue safe for my fish? If this helps- My tank is about 50 gal. so it's pretty big I have about 7 Comet Goldfish I used "Instant Krazy Glue" Thanks :)
invention of the poop-hardening spray? For a project in my gifted class at school, we either have to think up an invention, or improve an already existing one. I came up with the brilliant idea of the poop-hardening spray. Good for pets with stooly feces. (I have 9 dogs, it's a problem for me) I was just thinking, how am I going to harden poop? I did my research and found out that in super glue, the main active ingrediant is cyanoacrylate, which when combined to water, makes a type of super-adhesive, enough so that a square inch can support a whole ton. So I was thinking of using that as my main ingrediant in the spray. Any thoughts? I cant think of another thing that could instantly and thoroughly freeze the feces for easy pick-up. I know this is a seemingly disgusting project, but honestly, if I had see this in stores, I would buy it in an instant
Mouse trap....? ....last night I saw a mouse running in my living room... I was recomended to buy the glue trap, so today I went and bought a pack of two. But than I started to think about how it works. After the mouse gets traped in the glue what happens? I put it in a bag and throw it in the bin...? Isn't that cruel to let the poor little creature die a slow and painful death? Would it be better to have the traditional trap that will snap on its neck and kills it in an instant? Which one is the more "human" way to execute a mouse...?
Everything blonde, especially for Myklia g and Pepzi_bandit? How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it....with a thought! How can you tell a smart blonde from a dumb blonde....the smart blondes have dark roots. Why don't blondes eat pickles...because they get their heads stuck in the jar. Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory...she threw out all of the W's. How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday...tell her a joke on Friday. What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt...brain tumor. Why don't blondes make kool-aid...can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packages. What do you call a blonde with half a brain...gifted. Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. printed on their shoes...stands for Toes G o In First. How many blondes does it take to change a tire .... 5--2 to get sodas, 2 to cry and 1 to call daddy. How do you give a blonde a brain transplant .... blow in her ear. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common .... they're both empty from the neck up. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear .... thanks for the refill. What's the mating call of a brunette .... Is that darn blonde gone yet? Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink .... that's where you wash vegetables. How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle .... shine a light in her ear. What's the advantage of being married to a blonde .... you can park in handicapped zones. What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you .... pull the pin and throw it back. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall .... to see what was on the other side. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb .... 6 - 2 to read the instructions, 1 to find the switch, 2 to stand on, 1 to screw the bulb. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb .... two .... one to hold the diet pepsi and one to call daaaady. The blonde stayed up all night to see where the sun went .... it finally dawned on her. Brunette to the blonde .... Awww, look at the dead birdie .... the blonde stopped, looks up and says, "where"? How do you know a blonde has been working at your computer .... there is "white-out" all over the screen. How can you tell if another blonde been using the computer .... there's writing on the "white-out". Why do blondes wear ear muffs? .... to avoid the draft. What did the blonde visiting O.J. think this was .... spilled finger nail polish. What is the blonde doing when she hold her hands over her ears .... trying to hold on to a thought. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? .... because it said "concentrate". Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet .... she thought it was diet "coke". Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering .... the noise gave her a headache. Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips .... from trying to blow out lightbulbs. Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar .... she heard that the drinks were on the house. Why don't blondes have elevator jobs .... they don't know the route. Why does blondes have elevator jobs .... they like going up and down. Why do blondes work seven days a week .... so you don't have to retrain them on Monday. How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work .... she opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it How did the blonde die drinking milk.......the cow sat down Why don't blondes make chocolate chip cookies .... it takes to long to get the shells off the M & M's Why can't the blonde keep a job at the M & M factory .... she keeps throwing away the W's What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts .... change How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies .... 10 .... one to mix the dough and nine to sort out the W's How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies .... 3 .... one to make batter and two to peel the M & Ms. How can you tell if a blonde has baked chocolate cookies .... there are M & M hulls all over the floor How can you tell if a blonde is going to back chocolate cookies .... she is throwing out all of the W's What is written at the bottom of a blonde's fishing pond .... bring your own fish Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool .... no smoking what does a blond do when someone says its chili outside .... she grabs a bowl what do you call a blonde with one brain cell .... gifted What do you call a blonde with two brain cells .... pregnant What is a blond with brunette died hair .... artificial intelligence Why did the blond stare at the orange juice .... it said concentrate Why Can't Blondes get "mad Cow Disease .... you can't get it twice How do you sink a submarine full of blondes .... knock on the door What stops then goes, stops then goes .... A blonde at a blinking red light What do you call two blondes in the freezer .... frosted flakes Pepsi came out with a new can just for blondes .... It has "open other end" printed on the bottom. Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears .... they're refuelling Why do blondes comb their bangs strait up .... They don't want anything going over their head How did the blonds brain cell die .... alone What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios .... Hey, Look!! A bunch of doughnut seeds What do you call a smart blond .... Labrador How many blonde jokes are there? .... none, they're all true Why don't blonds ever become pharmacists .... It's too hard to fit the bottle in the typewriter Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio .... she didn't want one for nights Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet .... she was last years hide and seek winner Why are there blonde jokes .... to make brunettes jealous Why doesn't a blonde make Kool Aid .... couldn't get 8 glasses of water in the little packet What's the advantage of being married to a blonde .... you can park in the handicapped zone What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under water .... a blonde trying to put it out What do you call a blonde with a brand new P.C .... a dumb terminal How do you call a blond .... you don't .... you whistle What does a blond say when she see's a banana skin on the side walk .... am going to fall again I'm a blonde and still like blonde jokes .... must have been written by a true blonde Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand .... so brunettes can understand them How did the blond burn her ear .... the phone rang while she was ironing What's a blond between 2 brunette .... a mental block Why do blondes wear their hair up .... to catch anything that goes over their heads Why does a blonde smile when there is lightening .... she thinks she is getting her picture taken There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but they could not get in .... the sign said, "must be 18 to enter" How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb .... only one .... she holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her What do you call 3 blondes that walk into a building .... beats me .... you would think one of them would have seen it How do you drown a blonde .... glue a penny to the bottom of a pool Why are there no brunette jokes .... because blondes would have to think them up How does a blonde make instant pudding .... places the box in the microwave, and looks for the "instant pudding setting How do you confuse a blonde, put three shovels against the wall and tell her .... to take her "PICK" How do you drive a blonde crazy .... put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead .... trying to make up her mind What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes .... interpreter What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box .... a case of empties Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink .... that is where you clean all vegetables Why did it take the blonde 7 days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago .... she kept seeing signs that read .... stop clean bath room A blonde went to the doctor's with burnt feet, "how did you do it" asked the doctor" .... "cooking soup .... the instructions said "open can .... stand in boiling water for 7 minutes Why can't a blonde make ice cubes .... Don't know the recipe How do you get rid of blondes .... form a circle, give each a gun and tell them they are a firing squad Why did the blonde buy a brown cow .... to get chocolate milk
How can I fix the heel of my flip flops? They are a pair that has metal heels and the metal portion of it is exposed, making scraping noises that are annoying and embarrassing. Before I toss them, is there any way to put something on the bottom of the heel so it doesn't make noises anymore? I've tried super-gluing & using a glue gun with a piece of fabric, but they all fell off. I've also used like this instant-weld goo just to see if it worked, but that scraped off, too. I don't know anymore. I really like the shoes and don't want to toss them just yet. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated :)
Have you listened to you Grandma' advice? > > > > > GRANDMA'S CURES > Keep This Handy On The Fridge > > > Did You Know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade > can relieve headache pain almost immediately-- > without the unpleasant side effects caused by > traditional 'pain relievers' > > Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an > excellent salve for burns. > > Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced > inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try > chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids > peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose. > (this really works) Fay > > Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 > Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let > the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a > massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles. > > Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 > cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. > The vinegar kills the bacteria. > > Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. > Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and > drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer > begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost > instantly-- even though the product was never been > advertised for this use. > > Honey remedy for skin blemishes .. > Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a > Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps > the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works > overnight. > > Listerine therapy for toenail fungus. Get rid of > unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in > Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves > your toenails looking healthy again. > > Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in > eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of > Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads > of the screws before tightening them. > > Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer ... If > menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get > in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try > a spray of Formula 409. > Insects drop to the ground instantly. > > Smart splinter remover .just pour a drop of Elmer's > Glue-All over the splinter, let dry, and peel the > dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the > dried glue > > Hunt's tomato paste boil cure ...cover the boil with > Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from > the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a > head. > > Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken > blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine .a powerful > antiseptic. > > Vinegar to heal bruises ... Soak a cotton ball in > white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. > The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the > healing process. Kills fleas instantly > > Kills fleas instantly...Dawn dish washing liquid > does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath > and shampoo the animal thoroughly Rinse well to > avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas. > Rainy day cure for dog odor ...Next time your dog > comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal > with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making > your dog smell springtime fresh. > > Eliminate ear mites .All it takes is a few drops of > Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear...Massage it in, > then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 > days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the > mites, and accelerates healing. > > Quaker Oats for fast pain relief... It's not for > breakfast any more! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 > cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for > 1 minute, cool slightly, > and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing > relief from arthritis pain. > > If you send this to 10 people and only one of them > doesn't know about this, then it was worth it.
Is this a SUMMARY OF YOUR LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER, too? SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on Envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that Needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) Who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 That Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in th eir Special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out For me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant Freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water Buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward An email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove Toilet stains. I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car So a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these Products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave Anymore because it will blow up in my face... Disfiguring me for life. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones or newspaper stands, because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS . I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume Sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number For which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda < /st1:country-region>, Singapore And Uzbekistan I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their Recipe. Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it Bites my butt. And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 in a parking lot Because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my Car to grab my leg. I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas Companies! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 Minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this Afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to Grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a Friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's Cousin's' beautician... Have a wonderful day.... Oh, by the way..... A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has Discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail With their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late
Wanna take a poll? Suave or Dove cat or dog red or green internet or tv bunk bed or kingsized bed poor and in love or rich and lonely band geek or jock tape or super glue fireworks or flowers blue or red weird and fun or normal ad boring lazy or annoying mosquitos or cockroaches singing or guitar telephone or instant messanging regular mail or email scary dolls staring at you or scary clown staring at you sore throat or cold colored pencils or crayons coloring books or famous works of art
Are you Bored? 474 Things To Do When You're Bored - Wax the ceiling - Rearrange political campaign signs - Sharpen your teeth - Play Houdini with one of your siblings - Braid your dog's hair - Clean and polish your belly button - Water your dog...see if he grows - Wash a tree - Knight yourself - Name your child Edsel - Scare Stephen King - Give your cat a mohawk - Purr - Mow your carpet - Play Pat Boone records backwards - Vacuum your lawn - Sleep on a bed of nails - DON'T toss and turn - Boil ice cream - Run around in squares - Think of quadruple entendres - Speak in acronyms - Have your pillow X-rayed - Drink straight shots...of water - Calmly have a nervous breakdown - Give your goldfish a perm - Fly a brick - Play tag...on West 35th Street - Exorcise a ghost - Exercise a ghost - Be blue - Be red - But don't be orange - Plant a shoe - Sweat - Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil - Turn - Write a letter to Plato - Mail it - Take your sofa for a walk - Start - Stop - Dial 911 and breathe heavily - Go to a funeral...tell jokes - Play the piano...with mittens on - Scheme - Sit - Stay - Water your family room - Cause a power failure - Roll over - Play dead - Find a witch - Burn her - Donate your brother's body to science - Ask why - Wriggle - Regress - Sleepwalk without sleeping - Try to join Hell's Angels by mail - Wonder - Be a square root - Ask stupid questions - Weld your car doors shut - Spew - Vacation at Three-Mile Island - Surf Ohio - Teach your pet rock to play dead - Go bowling for small game - Be a monk...for a day - Wear a sweatband to your wedding - Staple - Run away - Intimidate a piece of chalk - Abuse the plumbing - Bend a florescent light - Bend a brick - Annoy total strangers - Let the best man win - Believe in Santa Claus - Throw marshmallows against the wall - Hold an ice cube as long as possible - Adopt strange mannerisms - Blow up a balloon until it pops - Sing soft and sweet and clear - Sing loud and sour and gravely - Open everything - Balance a pencil on your nose - Pour milk in your shoes - Write graffiti under the rug - Embarrass yourself - Grind your teeth - Chew ice - Count your belly button - Sit in a row - Stack crumbs - Gesture - Save your toenail clippings - Make a pass at your blender - Punt - Make up words that start with X - Make oatmeal in the bathtub - Search for the Lost Chord - Chew on a sofa cushion - Sing a duet - Balance a pillow on your head - Hold your breath - Faint - Stretch - Flash your mailman - Teach your TA English - Learn to speak Farsi - Swear in Russian - Use an eraser until it goes away - Disassemble your car - Put it together inside out - Record your walls - Interview your feet - Make a list of your favorite fungi - Sell formaldehyde - Repeat - Ad lib - Fade - File your teeth- Whine - Rake your carpet - Re-elect Richard Nixon - Critique "Three's Company" - Listen to a painting - Play with matches - Buff your cat - Race ferrets - Paint your house...Day-Glow Orange - Have a formal dinner at White Castle - Read Homer in the original Greek - Learn Greek - Change your mind - Change it back - Watch the sun...see if it moves - Build a pyramid - Stand on your head - Stand on someone else's head - Spit shine your Nikes - See how long you can stay awake - See how long you can sleep - Paint your teeth - Wear a salad - Speak with a forked tongue - Paint stripes on a lake - Ski Kansas - Sleep in freefall - Kill a Joule - Test thin ice...with a pogo stick - Apply for a unicorn hunting license - Do a good job - Crawl - Invite the Mansons over for dinner - Paint your windows - Watch a watch until it stops - Flash your goldfish - Paint - Flirt with an evergreen - Smile - Rotate your garden...daily - Paint a smile - Shoot a fire hydrant - Apologize to it - Pretend you're blind - Annoy yourself - Get mad at yourself - Stop speaking to yourself - Be a side effect - Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley - Duck - Redecorate...your garage - Develop a complex - Join the Army...be someone simple - Try harder - Hit the deck - Put leg-warmers on your furniture - Cut the deck - Crumple - Translate Shakespeare into English - Skydive to church - Cheer up a potato - Do aerobic exercises...in your head - Play cards with your swimming pool - Pinstripe your driveway - Play Kick the Fire Hydrant - Harness chipmunk power - Build a house with ice cubes - Call London for a cab - Mug a stop sign - Change your name...daily - Go for a walk in your attic - Challenge your neighbor to a duel - Build a house out of toothpicks - Howl - Wear a lampshade on your head - Memorize the dictionary - Stomp grapes in the bathtub - Find a bug and chase it - Make yourself a pair of wings - Be immobile - Dance 'til you drop - Check under chairs for chewing gum - Squish a loaf of bread - Moo - Bounce a potato - Outmaneuver your shadow - Climb the walls - Appreciate everything - Challenge yourself to a duel - Make napalm - Tattoo your dresser - Watch a bowling ball - Buy some diapers - Eat everything - Begin - Pour milk in the sink - Make cottage cheese - Tie-dye your sheets - Carpet your ceiling - Hold your earlobes - Fold your earlobes - Flap - Squawk - Read tea leaves - Analyze the Koran - Be Buddha - Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize - Plug in the cat - Turn on everything - Drop pebbles down the chimney - Turn off your neighbor - Kill a plant - Buy a 1931 Almanac - Memorize the weather section - Think lewd thoughts about yourself - Blow bubbles - Send chills down your spine - Peel grapes - Make paper from the skins - Bloat - Catch them with your radiator - Get run over by a train of thought - Make up famous sayings - Bite your pinkie- Get your dog braces - Shave a shrub - Have a proton fight - Watch a car rust - Quiver - Rotate your carpet - Learn to type...with your toes - Set up your Christmas tree in April - Be someone special - Buy the Brooklyn Bridge - Mail it to a friend - Go back to square one - Factor your social security number - Take the fifth - Memorize a series of random numbers - Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages - Join the Foreign Legion - Learn Sanskrit - Exist...existentially, of course - Print counterfeit Confederate money - Kick a cabbage - Take a picture - Put it back - Sandpaper a mushroom - Play solitaire...for cash - Abuse your patio furniture - Run for Pope - Count to a million...fast - Make a schematic drawing...of a rock - Commit seppuku...with a paper knife - Revert - Think shallow thoughts - Starch your shoes - Polish your Calvin's - Contemplate a cockroach - Get a dog to chase your car - Let him catch it - Investigate the Czar - Form a political party - Climb a sidewalk - Have a political party - Get diagonal...with a good friend - Ride a loaf of bread - Sharpen a carrot - Interrogate a gerbil - Go bow hunting for Toyotas - Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids - Jump back - Play to lose - Scalp a street light - Have your car painted...plaid - Read a tomato - Sharpen your sleeping skills - Watch a game show...take notes - Put out a fire - If you can't find a fire, make one - Interview a cloud - Play tiddlywinks...go for blood - Play basketball...in a minefield - Don't talk to things - Draw Lewis structures on your ceiling - Have your cat bronzed - Have your gerbil gilded - Write books about writing books - Create random equations - Mispell words - Tell your feet a joke - Throw a tomato into a fan - Sing the ABC song backwards - Pretend you're a dog - Dial-a-prayer and argue with it - Grease the doorknobs - String up a room - Stack furniture - Relive fond memories - Tie your shoelaces together - Gargle - Count your teeth with your tongue - Decay - Find your half-life - Design a better toilet seat - Shred a newspaper - Have a headache - Scratch - Sniff - Hatch an egg - Play air guitar - Act profound - Spill - Spell - Stare - Truncate - Slouch - Develop hearing problems - Put your feet behind your head - Tie bows in everything - Hold your hand - Watch the minute hand move - Grow your fingernails - Pretend you're a telephone - Ring - Radiate - Skip - Play hopscotch...with real scotch - Clock the velocity of your REMs - Put your shoes on the opposite feet - Cross your toes - Roll your tongue - Crystallize - Baby oil the floor - Hide - Attack innocent bunnies - Declare war - Destroy a tree - Hide the scrabble bag - Seduce your stick shift - Wink - Memorize the periodic table - Mummify - Pretend you're a roadie - Buy a Ginsu knife - Collect electrons - Correct typos that aren't there - Polish your neck...use Pledge - Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God - Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car - Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands on all four feet - Count the bags under Walter Mondale's eyes - Unscrew all the lightbulbs and rearrange the furniture - Found the Jim Jones School of Bartending - Listen for non-satanic messages (i.e. "Drink milk") - Dress like Motley Crue...surprise your grandmother - Dial-a-Prayer and tell them they're wrong - Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail - Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire - Make a drive-in window at your local bank where there wasn't one before - Walk on water...but don't get caught - Confess to a crime...that didn't happen - Be in the wrong place at the right time - Plot the overthrow of your local School Board - Request covert assistance from the CIA - Discover the source of the Mississippi - Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska - Hot wax the bottom of your brother's dress shoes - Preach the philosophy of Marx...Groucho, that is - Drink as much prune juice as you can - Write a book about your previous life - Serve ping-pong balls...as hors d'oeuvres - Jump up and down...on your alarm clock - Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins - Sterilize your stereo...with Jack Daniels - Carve you and your girlfriend's initials...in a marshmallow - Drive the speed limit...in your garage - Sing the national anthem...during your calculus final - Wear a three-piece suit...in a sauna - Pay off the national debt...with a bad check - Go to a cemetary and verbally abuse dead people - Give yourself a hernia...for Christmas - Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes - Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster - See if you really can build a nuclear device in your own basement - Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak English - Write to your congressmen, senators, President, etc. to tell them what a good - job they're doing...On April 1st - Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor - Take apart all your major kitchen appliances...mix and match them - Turn your TV picture tube upside down - Phone in a death threat on President Kennedy - Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets - Carry a tune...drop it, see if it breaks - Be planar...but don't tell your parents - Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck - Make a deal with the devil...but keep your fingers crossed - Put instant concrete in your big brother's waterbed - Give a lecture on the historical significance of cream cheese - Debate politics with a fern - See how small you can scrunch your face- Sell firewood door to door...in Atlantis - Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization) - Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation - Raise professional certified racing turnips - Give your grandmother a raise and another day of paid vacation - Lead an aerobics class...for patients of the I.C.U. - Go to a drive-in movie in a tank - Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway - Send President Reagan an alarm clock...wind it up first - Found a cockroach stable and stud ranch - Send your goldfish to obedience school - Free the oppressed toasters of America - Weave a tablecloth out of copper tubing - Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave - Park your car...with a friend - Park your car...with a group of friends - Frame your first statement of bankruptcy - Place it on the wall of your office - Solve the population problem (x^2 + y^2 = population...solve for x) - Contribute to the population problem - Wear a T-shirt that says "I'll walk on you to see The Who" and a peace sign - Practice the Aztec method of heart removal on your professor - Find out who made the super glue commercials and give them your Ginsu knife - Get Ronco and K-tel to merge...they sell the same stuff anyway - Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay the night - Play with anything that looks interesting - Drop piston engines on two people and see who squishes first - See if your goldfish can live in Coors rather than water - Try to ignite water...the Mississippi might work - Draw Venn diagrams...screw them up - State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on bushes") - Visit the Architecture building...loudly criticize its design - Make a schematic drawing...of a rock - Wallpaper your laundry room...with pages from books you don't like - See if diamonds really do cut glass...on everything in your neighbor's house - Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while - See how long you can stare at a fluorescent light...try green - Bronze your sister's turtle - See how long it takes for her to notice - See what she does when she notices - Bronze your sister- If you lose, stop watering it and try again. - Increase your territorial holdings by force - Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat - Boldly go where no man has gone before - Be a threat to the American way of life - Do research into the cause of World War III - Be a threat to the Northwestern Tibetan way of life - Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh
Shaka's Funnies - Rate 1 to 10? My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........ I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat **** in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown); who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy petrol without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan . Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum. And thanks to your great advice, I can't even pick up the $5.00 I found dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician. By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who have infrequent sexual activity always read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
All That Good Info........? Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I can't enjoy a good Latte from Starbucks anymore because they WOULD NOT send any coffee to that poor Army Sgt who requested it. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan I no longer worry about sudden cardiac arrest, since I can now cough myself back to life instead of wasting time calling 911. I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike. I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt. Thank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has given us. I can live a better life now because he's told us how to fix everything. And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician, who is a lawyer.
Need Help with question about a Circut Scrapbook Machine? Can Xyron Adhesive Dot Transfer Sheets be used to cut cloth on Cricut Machines? This is the information about the transfer sheets. Uniform edge-to-edge adhesive for die and laser cuts. The adhesive is dot patterned and breaks appropriately so there are no glue strings hanging in cutout areas. The top mask with the glue from the cutout areas still intact can be set aside for later use. Dot pattern adhesive has a longer shelf life and does not yellow over time when applied to items. Acid free. 4 Sheets, 3.5" x 4" These samll sheets of adhesive are wonderful for adhering die cust, aplhabets, or other small items with odd shapes. They create instant stickers. Peel back the top layer of film and lay your die cut face up on the bottom layer. Pres the Top layer back down to spread adhesive on back of Die cut. Peel top layer and pick up die cut. Your die cut will have dots on backside and be permanetly adhered to your Project.
Dumb Blonde Jokes? Blonde in Disguise A blonde wanted to buy a TV, so she went into the store. She found one she wanted, and asked the shop assistant what the price was. "I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes," his reply was. The blonde walked out, and got her hair colored into red. Next day, she walked in, and asked the shop assistant how much her chosen TV was. "I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes," his reply was again. She was confused. So, again, she walked out. She got her hair colored into black. Next day, she walked in, and asked how much was her chosen TV. "I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes!" his reply was again. Now the blonde was really confused. "How did you know I was a blonde?" asked the girl. "Well, because what you've got there is a microwave! The Blonde Painter One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door bell and say, "Hi, is there anything I could do for your house or u???" The man thinks and says, "Sure, can paint my porch. You will find all the stuff in the garage." The girl says, "O.K., How much will you pay me?" The man says, "How much does fifty bucks sound?" She quickly agrees and gets straight to work. The wife who had heard the conversation inside says, "50 bucks, I hope she knows the porch goes all around the house!" 25 minutes later the girl knocks on the door and says, "O.K. I am done. Can I have my money now?" surprised the man replies, "O.K. Let me get the money" he comes back and the girl says as she is leaving, "By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porch!" Deer Tracks Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train. Locked Out Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger: Blonde #1: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Blonde #2: "Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!" Blonde One Liners and Riddles 1. How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it....with a thought! 2. How can you tell a smart blonde from a dumb blonde....the smart blondes have dark roots. 3. Why don't blondes eat pickles...because they get their heads stuck in the jar. 4. Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory...she threw out all of the W's. 5. How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday...tell her a joke on Friday. 6. What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt...brain tumor. 7. Why don't blondes make kool-aid...can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packages. 8. What do you call a blonde with half a brain...gifted. 9. Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. printed on their shoes...stands for Toes G o In First. 10. How many blondes does it take to change a tire .... 5--2 to get sodas, 2 to cry and 1 to call daddy. 11. How do you give a blonde a brain transplant .... blow in her ear. 12. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common .... they're both empty from the neck up. 13. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear .... thanks for the refill. 14. What's the mating call of a brunette .... Is that darn blonde gone yet? 15. Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink .... that's where you wash vegetables. 16. How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle .... shine a light in her ear. 17. What's the advantage of being married to a blonde .... you can park in handicapped zones. 18. What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you .... pull the pin and throw it back. 19. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall .... to see what was on the other side. 20. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb.... 6 - 2 to read the instructions, 1 to find the switch, 2 to stand on, and 1 to screw the bulb? 21. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb.... two.... one to hold the diet Pepsi and one to call daaaady. 22. The blonde stayed up all night to see where the sun went.... it finally dawned on her. 23. Brunette to the blonde.... Awww, look at the dead birdie.... the blonde stopped, looks up and says, "where"? 24. How do you know a blonde has been working at your computer.... there is "white-out" all over the screen. 25. How can you tell if another blonde been using the computer .... there's writing on the "white-out". 26. Why do blondes wear ear muffs? .... to avoid the draft. 27. What did the blonde visiting O.J. think this was .... spilled finger nail polish. 28. What is the blonde doing when she hold her hands over her ears .... trying to hold on to a thought. 29. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? .... because it said "concentrate". 30. Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet .... she thought it was diet "coke". 31. Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering .... the noise gave her a headache. 32. Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips .... from trying to blow out lightbulbs. 33. Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar .... she heard that the drinks were on the house. 34. Why don't blondes have elevator jobs .... they don't know the route. 35. Why does blondes have elevator jobs .... they like going up and down. 36. Why do blondes work seven days a week .... so you don't have to retrain them on Monday. 37. How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work .... she opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it 38. How did the blonde die drinking milk.......the cow sat down 39. Why don't blondes make chocolate chip cookies .... it takes to long to get the shells off the M & M's 40. Why can't the blonde keep a job at the M & M factory .... she keeps throwing away the W's 41. What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts .... change 42. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies .... 10 .... one to mix the dough and nine to sort out the W's 43. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies .... 3 .... one to make batter and two to peel the M & Ms. 44. How can you tell if a blonde has baked chocolate cookies .... there are M & M hulls all over the floor 45. How can you tell if a blonde is going to back chocolate cookies .... she is throwing out all of the W's 46. What is written at the bottom of a blonde's fishing pond .... bring your own fish 47. Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool .... no smoking 48. what does a blond do when someone says its chili outside .... she grabs a bowl 49. what do you call a blonde with one brain cell .... gifted 50. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells .... pregnant 51. What is a blond with brunette died hair .... artificial intelligence 52. Why did the blond stare at the orange juice .... it said concentrate 53. Why Can't Blondes get "mad Cow Disease .... you can't get it twice 54. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes .... knock on the door 55. What stops then goes, stops then goes .... A blonde at a blinking red light 56. What do you call two blondes in the freezer .... frosted flakes 57. Pepsi came out with a new can just for blondes .... It has "open other end" printed on the bottom. 58. Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears .... they're refuelling 59. Why do blondes comb their bangs strait up .... They don't want anything going over their head 60. How did the blonds brain cell die .... alone 61. What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios .... Hey, Look!! A bunch of doughnut seeds 62. What do you call a smart blond .... Labrador 63. How many blonde jokes are there? .... none, they're all true 64. Why don't blonds ever become pharmacists .... It's too hard to fit the bottle in the typewriter 65. Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio .... she didn't want one for nights 66. Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet .... she was last years hide and seek winner 67. Why are there blonde jokes .... to make brunettes jealous 68. Why doesn't a blonde make Kool Aid .... couldn't get 8 glasses of water in the little packet 69. What's the advantage of being married to a blonde .... you can park in the handicapped zone 70. What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under water .... a blonde trying to put it out 71. What do you call a blonde with a brand new P.C .... a dumb terminal 72. How do you call a blond .... you don't .... you whistle 73. What does a blond say when she see's a banana skin on the side walk .... am going to fall again 74. I'm a blonde and still like blonde jokes .... must have been written by a true blonde 75. Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand .... so brunettes can understand them 76. How did the blond burn her ear .... the phone rang while she was ironing 77. What's a blond between 2 brunette .... a mental block 78. Why do blondes wear their hair up .... to catch anything that goes over their heads 79. Why does a blonde smile when there is lightening .... she thinks she is getting her picture taken 80. There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but they could not get in .... the sign said, "must be 18 to enter" 81. How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb .... only one .... she holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her 82. What do you call 3 blondes that walk into a building .... beats me .... you would think one of them would have seen it 83. How do you drown a blonde .... glue a penny to the bottom of a pool 84. Why are there no brunette jokes .... because blondes would have to think them up 85. How does a blonde make instant pudding .... places the box in the microwave, and looks for the "instant pudding setting 86. How do you confuse a blonde, put three shovels against the wall and tell her .... to take her "PICK" 87. How do you drive a blonde crazy .... put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner 88. Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead .... trying to make up her mind 89. What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes .... interpreter 90. What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box .... a case of empties 91. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink .... that is where you clean all vegetables 92. Why did it take the blonde 7 days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago .... she kept seeing signs that read .... stop clean bath room 93. A blonde went to the doctor's with burnt feet, "how did you do it" asked the doctor" .... "cooking soup .... the instructions said "open can .... stand in boiling water for 7 minutes 94. Why can't a blonde make ice cubes .... Don't know the recipe 95. How do you get rid of blondes .... form a circle, give each a gun and tell them they are a firing squad 96. Why did the blonde buy a brown cow .... to get chocolate milk
hair help? going on holidays!!!? I have lost a lot of my hair due to illness, it is in patches. My hair is afro and i cope with this by using clip-on extensions to cover the lost bits of hair and i blend it really well (if i say so myself), i also have an instant weave at home - for emergencies especially when i had lost a lot. Well i am off on a sun holiday and i want to know what to do (to keep my dignity!) i will be swimming and i will be hot so will need to shampoo everyday. Can i wear an instant weave on holidays, can i wear my clip-ins or can i put a weave on or glue on (ps my hair is not unhealthy i have just lost patches due to illness, and i am also really skilled at all extension methods, i have to be). What is the best thing to do, to look good, feel clean each day etc. there really is not an option to with my natural hair as no woman wants to run around with bald patches. please help me!!!!!!!
HOW DO YOU ? remove skirting boards that have been stuck on with no more nails ? Without damaging the plaster it glued on to ? My wooden floor has been damaged due to water from a plant and a few wooden boards need replacing Thing is they are stuck down with that instant grab adhesive Is there any tricks of the trade, before I call a plasterer ? I intially thought a heat gun ? and slowly warm the skirting and using a knife prising between wall and board to release when warmish ? Will it work ? Does heat soften the glue ? or make it harder Any tips from the professionals ?
A friend sent me this, is it a joke? Dear Friends As we move closer to the end of another year I wanted to thank you for all the e-mails you have forwarded to me over the past year. I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat sh it in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it all to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. But that will change once I receive the £15,000 that Bill Gates and Microsoft are sending me for participating in their special email programs. Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split seven million dollars with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate. And I need no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward emails to seven friends and make a wish within five minutes. I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy petrol without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a food sample and rob me. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number and then I'll get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan. I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum. I can't even pick up the five quid I found dropped in the car park because it was probably put there by a crazed axe murderer waiting under my car to grab my leg. If you don't send this email to at least 144,000 people in the next, 10 minutes, a large pelican with an acute case of diarrhoea will sh it on your head and fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a most unsightly hairy hump. I know this because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in- law's second husband's cousin's plumber - and it was on Jeremy Kyle. By the way.... did you know that a South American scientist has, after a lengthy study, discovered that people with low IQs who, don't have enough sex, always read their emails while holding the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. Merry Xmas
Anyone want to read a letter received from a friend? Dear Friends As we move closer to the end of another year I wanted to thank you for all the e-mails you have forwarded to me over the past 12 months. I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat poo in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it all to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. But that will change once I receive the £30,000 that Bill Gates and Microsoft are sending me for participating in their special email programs. Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split seven million dollars with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate. And I need n o longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward emails to seven friends and make a wish within five minutes. I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy petrol without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a food sample and rob me. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number and then I'll get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan . I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum. I can't even pick up the five pounds I found dropped in the car park because it was probably put there by a crazed axe murderer waiting under my car to grab my leg. If you don't send this email to at least 144,000 people in the next 10 minutes, a large pelican with an acute case of diarrhoea will sit on your head and fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a most unsightly hairy hump. I know this because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's plumber - and it was on GMTV. By the way.... did you know that a South American scientist has, after a lengthy study, discovered that people with low IQs who don't have enough sex, always read their emails while holding the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. Regards, Your friend
Are These Lyrics Good... I Just Wrote My Own Version Of "How Come" By Eminem? How Come [Hook] How come we don’t even talk no more And you don’t even call no more We don’t barely keep in touch at all And I don’t even feel the same love when we talk no more And I heard it through your friends you think your over me and above After all the months we was in love Ain’t no way no how, this bullshit can be true I know for a fact we was fake after all, because of you [Verse One] SO CLOSE, like Romeo and Juliet when we use to ride you said you loved me, yo straight up, you lied but I'm never gonna say it was my fault, I really tried day dreaming during school, thought of you as my bride it was so hard at first, getting rid of the sorrow not knowing how I was gonna survive tomorrow one minute we was "lovers" second we bitter enemies bitching at each other over AIM yelling bloody obscenities it hit me hard like a boxers punch, plus it came out of no where on AIM you say "we need a break" and i get a scare what do i do, how do i respond to something like that there you know what I did, dropped to my knees and started in prayer I couldn’t picture the fact you never cared, or that I would dare to be with a chick who I knew would just have an affair! there were other guys I know it, don’t even try to lie breaking up wit sum1 on instant messenger, now that’s enough to make me cry I cared so much, and all the time you cared so little I thought you cared but now being backstabbed don’t make my bones brittle I could take shots to the rib because of this selfish bitch, I hope you die in a pool of piss but I’m stronger now, like I’m kept together with glue but I fall apart every time I reminisce of memories of you [Hook] How come we don’t even talk no more And you don’t even call no more We don’t barely keep in touch at all And I don’t even feel the same love when we talk no more And I heard it through your friends you think your over me and above After all the months we was in love Ain’t no way no how, this bullshit can be true I know for a fact we was fake after all, because of you [Verse Two] Now I would have never traded those 5 months for anything in the world It was worth it, even having my emotions curled And pushed away, it makes me what I am today You can "speak on my name" all you want, but fuck what you say! Every time I'm in your hood, I start looking around But your no where around But I see you in my head, I even remember where I got head from u while laying in the ground So in conclusion, all the abuse I've taken Has built me up stronger, and made me re-awaken From being shaken THANK YOU WOMAN, YOU'VE TURNED MY ENTIRE SOUL BLACK SO I DO WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, TO TELL YOU I DON'T WANT YOU BACK [Hook] So now I know, why we don’t even talk no more You just stood up and walked out the door We don’t barely keep in touch at all And I wouldn’t have it any other way now cause your nothing but a whore And I heard it through your friends you think your over me and above After all the months we was in love Now I understand how its true Cause I will never understand someone LIKE YOU
What is the best adhesive for plastic on painted metal? I have purchased a hollow, rubber-like plastic draft excluder that I want to use around the lip of a lidded box to keep the lid from rattling and, hopefully, keep out water. Although the draft excluder has a clip-like lip the rim of the box has no feature that allows that any purchase, thus I decided on adhesive. At first I tried a thin superglue that I happened to have lying around but this did nothing more than leave a crystaline residue. Today I tried "No More Nails" in the hope that its purported "instant grab" would do the trick, however after several minutes constant pressure the stuff was still liquid and had had no apparent benefit. So, I decided I'd ask here. What would be the best adhesive/glue for the (probably PVC, I think) plastic draft excluder and a painted metal box?
thanks for all your emails? I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels. I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I can't enjoy lemon slices in my tea or on my seafood anymore because lemon peels have been found to contain all kinds of nasty germs including feces. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pass-time while driving alone is picking your nose (Although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot) Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. Yuck! I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for or which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda & Singapore and Uzbekistan . I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt. And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician... Have a wonderful day...
impossible end exams!? tell me which ones u THINK you could possibly do or would maybe wanna try? Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 2 hours. Begin immediately. Art: Given one eight-count box of crayons and three sheets of notebook paper, recreate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Skin tones should be true to life. Biology: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System circa 1750. Prove your thesis. Chemistry: You must identify a poison sample which you will find at your lab table. All necessary equipment has been provided. There are two beakers at your desk, one of which holds the antidote. If the wrong substance is used, it causes instant death. You may begin as soon as the professor injects you with a sample of the poison. (We feel this will give you an incentive to find the correct answer.) Civil Engineering: This is a practical test of your design and building skills. With the boxes of toothpicks and glue present, build a platform that will wupport your weight when you and your platform are suspended over a vat of nitric acid. Computer Science: Write a fifth-generation computer language. Using this language, write a computer program to finish the rest of this exam for you. Economics: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubism, the Donatist Controversy and the Wave Theory of Light. Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question. Electrical Engineering: You will be placed in a nuclear reactor and given a partial copy of the electrical layout. The electrical system has been tampered with. You have seventeen minutes to find the problem and correct it before the reactor melts down. Engineering: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes, a hungry bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel necessary. Be prepared to justify your decision. Epistemology: Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your stand. General Knowledge: Describe in detail. Be objective and specific. History: Describe the history of the Papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its Europe, Asia, America and Africa. Be brief, concise and specific. Mathematics: Derive the Euler-Cauchy equations using only a straightedge and compass. Discuss in detail the role these equations had on mathematical analysis in Europe during the 1800s. Medicine: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until you work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes. Metaphysics: Describe in detail the probably nature of life after death. Test your hypothesis. Music: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat. Philosophy: Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought. Physchology: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisis, Rameses II, Hammuarabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate. Physics: Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science. Political Science: There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects if any. Public Speaking: 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek. Religion: Perform a miracle. Creativity will be judged. Sociology: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory. Extra Credit: Define the universe, and give three examples.
Am I sick because of how I feel, or is how I feel making me sick? Lately, I've been coming down with lots of colds and fevers (which is usual around spring, but this is summer already). I have alot to go on right now. My mom wants everything her way and refuses to see it anyone else's. My dad feels a need to "protect" everyone. And my little sister clings to my mom like glue. Normally, i would tell this to my friends, but all of them seem to be busy lately. It almost feels like they're ignoring me. Plus, my closest friend (girl) is having her own problems right now, and she hasn't been on instant messenger lately. I have no one to talk to, and she's usual the one i go to. It hurts that i can't help her, but that's something else, i know. What do you think? Am i sick because i just am and that's what's making me see everything differently than i usually do, or is this really how i feel (without the delerious fever), and my emotions are making me sick? And if so, what should i do to make it stop (either way, sickness or sadness)? Thanks!
Do you do what chain letters tell you to? Here is a someones interpretation of the effects of chain letters THANKS TO THE INTERNET... I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop being in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy petrol without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up the car. I no longer drink Pepsi since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use glad wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face... disfiguring me for life. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me - that's if they don't steal my kidneys too. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan. I no longer have any sneakers - but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike. I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a white tailed spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt. I can't ever pick up $10 I dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. Oh, and don't forget this one either! I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy petrol from certain petrol companies on certain days! If you don't send this to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbours ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician Sabrina K Why the hell not, I need some new material LOL Cheers my friend
thank you for youe e-mails ..........? Dear All, My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........ I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown); who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program ..... Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy petrol without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan . Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my ass. And thanks to your great advice, I can't even pick up the $5.00 I found dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician. By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who have infrequent sexual activity always read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
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