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hot glue on penis please give me advice?

my penies got stuck wiv hot glue gun wiv a thick block of wood stuck on a table and i had to bring the table to my GP. he sed to wrap my penis around hot sizzling kebab to make the glue melt of wiv the hot oil

Public Comments

1. what!?!? how the hell di you get hot glue on ur dick! you probably shouldn't use HOT oil...
2. You should stay off the drugs for a while.
3. try a blowdryer? maybe that'll melt it alittle
4. yes i totally agree with the doctor.. when you are finished with the kebab. eat it and plunge your penis into a tub of vanilla ice cream and massage vigourously.
5. wtf, your weird. this makes no sense. get a life
6. Taking that this MUST be a joke- This is the perfect opporunity to do DIY with your penis, perhaps you could add more 'wood' to it... Perhaps a bit of sausage would be quite nice in that kebab... Did you find yourself NAILING the table when your penis got stuck?
7. hahahahaha
8. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Hmmm...Penis in a Pitta. It could catch on...McPenis in a Pitta
10. try a wax off lotion at any beauty supply or wal mart.
11. LMAO