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Sensitive Area Superglue Removal?

Long story short, I touched my penis just after having superglued my computer speakers back together and i covered the hole. I know I covered the penis hole tip becuase I can't urinate. it is literally sealed. I am too embarassed to call 911 because its late in the morning and my mother will know i was masturbating. Does anyone know an easy and painless way to remove the super glue?

Public Comments

1. call 911. less embarrassing than permanently damaging it with toxic chemicals. lol.
2. Tough one. Ask yourself, is the embarrassment better than the pain?
3. Haha. Go find your mother's nail polish remover, dip a Q-tip in it, and use it to remove the glue. Acetone will dissolve superglue. Best of luck
4. My friend once used liquid nails to glue a dreadlock to his chin and it took an hour and a half to get it off using Meths, which probably wouldn't work in your situation... You could call an after hours doctors service?
5. Wowww this is funnier then American Pie. Anyways Nail Polish Remover should do the trick if not then your screwed