Gluesticks

Ive super-glued my penis shut...Im thinking about cutting the tip off...Should I record it and youtube it?

Im thinking of cutting off quick and easy. I plan on using the butcher knife. But, I might use the steak knife. Which one should I use?

Public Comments

1. yes i wanna c this!!!
2. wow i'm glad your mother loves you what a waste of nothing
3. too bad you didn't glue your hands together.. that wouldv'e been nice
4. you say this, thinking you're so clever; but I've actually seen this happen. www.bmezine.com It's a body modification website. Tattoos, piercings, the whole lot; even self mutiliation.
5. are you stupid. Don't do that go to a doctor. Why are people so retarded these days
6. ONe thing thats you man hood god did not make your penis to be cut off in my opinion. Though to continue you can't put that on youtube it gotta be on a 18+ site that wouldn't mind it A penis would be considered similar to porn so it would be taken off in a heart beat. i wouldn't try but if you do put it on another site besides youtube
7. If you are serious, I think you should go to a hospital where a medical professional can help you, instead of doing mini operation sausage on yourself!!
8. HAHAHAHAHA dude you should get a Darwin Award. No dont cut anything off you DOLT Use a lil turpentine (or any high grade alcohol), melt the glue and then wash and dry it
9. you get this quick dry glue with small tip opening put this in the hole of your penis push it further until this tip of the glue is inside your penis hole and squeeze them until the tube is empty make sue your penis is erect so that it will not get soft anymore in this case you always had big and erect penis all the time that you can brag to your friends or see the bulge in your pants which both girls and gay will love to se or run after you...dude
10. ur kidding right? if this is even true just put a needle through the tip dont cut it off you idiot
11. Your a dumb asss.
12. Please do not ever reproduce! I hope this helps!
13. a saw perhaps?
14. while that is funny, dont forget you only have one penis, if you mess that one up, then you're not getting a replacement. If you do put it on youtube, please explain how you ended up supergluing it shut.