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how can i attatch my nose to some cheese so i can sniff cheese forever :)?

preferable uses of attatching: - staples - superglue - hot glue - melted cheese - chewing gum - bubble gum let me no what you think im so stuck on this one =D ps. im sane honest

Public Comments

1. Melted cheese
2. Grate some cheese and stick it in a horses nose bag type contraption. PS I'm sane too,just incredibly bored ;-)
3. stick it in my ABC, a*s ball connector. it reeks of cheese.
4. I say your make your own cheese salve and smear it under your nose & lips each day... just like applying chap stick...
5. An extra large nose piercing with cheese attached =D
6. lol im a cheese fanatic too...maybe melting the cheese would be a better idea..
7. get a nose stud and hang the cheese from it. Or tie your shoe laces together and hang your shoes around your neck. If you get string cheese it will fit conveniently into your nostrils. And one last tip: when you finally seek professional help ( and I hope it's soon) try not to stain the psychiatrists couch with your your cheesy cheeks
8. haha thanku for making me laugh ! i would go for the melted cheese because the hot glue and staples would hurt, and the other things would ruin the smell of the cheese! good luck! :)
9. I guess you could make two little plugs to fit into each nostril perfectly??
10. i think that would get pretty dull on your senses after awhile... why only cheese? you shouldn't limit your possibilities. ;)